- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't the fat kid have any friends? Because he is fat.

roses are red violets are blue i have aids and so do you happy valentines day!

cats, swimming, northpole ,sky, park , tree , bench, anti joke. shut up you have a skin disease!

If you see a lawyer on a bicycle, why don't you swerve to hit him? Because that would be assault, and not only assault but aggravated assault, since you are using a weapon to do it. Plus, the lawyer would have an advantage over you in court during the trial, due to having a law degree.

What's the most common way to become mentally challenged? Getting hit by a shovel a couple times

Me: Ask me if i'm a truck. You: Are you a truck? Me: No.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What do you call a lesbian eskimo? The name she was given at birth.

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

Your mom is so stupid that she didn't get into college due to her low act score of 16. She feels the need to improve so she asked me to tutor her.

What's so great about twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it wanted to get to the other side! why did the chipmunk cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

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