What do you call a banana? A banana.

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why did the african american man get shot? he partook in a gang life

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When life hands me beef, I make lemon stew.

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Whats worse than sourcraut? Casey Anthony.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

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a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

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Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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why did the kid cross the road he didnt he had no legs

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What is worse than waking up by your alarm clock on the weekend? 9/11

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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Q: Billy has 47 pieces of cake, he eats 38. What does he have left? A: Diabetes

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So a man walking down a nature trail came across an injured fox laying on the ground in pain, it looked like it was attacked recently. There wasn't much the man could do at the time, so he gently picked up the fox and rushed the fox to his house. The man arrives moments later at his house with the fox. There were a lot of options the man could choose, but he went with a simple recipe. The man grabbed a knife and gutted the fox, removing all unnecessary organs. He then skinned the fox of it's fur. He sliced the head off, cut the legs to a stub, and stuffed it. He gave it a nice seasoning and placed it in the oven at about 350F for 6 hours. When the fox was perfectly cooked, it was taken out of the oven and left to sit for about 5 minutes to cool. He cut a chunk of meat from the dish and sat down to eat. "What a fine meal" the man said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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