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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

A dyslexic man walks into a saloon and asks for a hair cut.

Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

A blind, black guy walks into a building. Unfortunately it was a secret KKK building and they beat him, raped him and left him to die. Luckily he was found alive and transported to the hospital. To bad the hospital was bombed by Al Queda.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck What starts with P and ends with ORN? Popcorn What starts with B and ends with ITCH? Bewitch

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

Q. What is the fastest animal in the world? A. An Ethiopian chicken.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. He was stapled to the baby.

Reverse psychology never fails.

Roses are red, violets are blue. my Mom is a hooker.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

a mexican guy and a black guy are in a car, who is driving? the mexican, the black guy is in the passenger seat

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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