Want to hear what's totally out of this world? Not wasting a whole page of space for something that doesn't even vaguely resemble a joke. [L]

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What is red and sits in the corner? A naughty strawberry.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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Why did jimmy cross the road? Because that was the direction the cannon was pointing.

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How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved

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Do you work at subway? Because I often enjoy eating there and i think the food is pretty good. I do not however eat there everyday because i might get overweight and get a eating disorder.

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I love you, you love me. Barney is fat and not entertaining.

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MAKE

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks why the long face? the horse, incapable of understanding any human dialect, promptly shits on the floor and leaves

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

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wanna here a good joke? me too.

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Me Neither.

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What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

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Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? extremely unfortunate...

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Knock knock

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Happy Birthday!! Have some meth cupcakes.

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Roses are red, violetsvare blue, I have aids, so do you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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