Your a bus driver, at the first stop, 4 people get on. At the second stop, 2 people get off. At the third stop, 7 people get off. At the fourth stop, everyone gets off. What is the bus drivers name?

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whats black and white? Micheal Jackson. - Avery Vartanian

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

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cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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s s is for shit h h is for hit i i is for it t t is turtle

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roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

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If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

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a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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I like your hair

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What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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haha Otarts was here

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

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What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

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dont you love porch monkeys? no.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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