- Anti Joke

A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

whats worse than a repeated antijoke the people that complain about them

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

How do you send Harry Potter a post card? Get an owl to send it to his house.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

I forgot what i was gonna say

"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

Can u explode on me.......Plz.........no........ok.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

This is a joke.

What's clear and wet? water