- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

what do gay people eat?? food

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

Women's Rights Movement

Q: what did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We're both lawyers!

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Mr. Wonder, optimism is seeing the glass as half full, pessimism as seeing the glass half empty, and realism as not seeing the glass at all.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

What's worse than losing the remote? Dying of cancer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it did not realize it was a man-made distinction for constructed transportation vehicles and had a coincidental tendency to walk toward the area on the other side to find food or avoid birds flying over.

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