Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

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What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

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How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? one, its a fairly easy task

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Why did the Mexican get arrested? Because he crossed the border.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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A doctor rides in his Mercedes Benz through a rough, poor part of town. He sees a homeless person who is begging for money. The doctor stops and gets out of his car and asks "Ill give you some money if you need it for food". The homeless person then shoots and kills the doctor, takes his wallet, and buys crack.

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What's worse than having your t.v. stolen by a Mexican? Getting raped with a chainsaw.

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What did the man say when he saw a giant herd of elephants coming? "Look! There's a giant herd of elephants coming!"

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Two muffins were in the oven...They were taken out after about 40 minutes, and then enjoyed by all.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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this is not a drill.

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

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One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

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A racist walks into a bar. Nasty accident you had there mate. You should be more careful next time.

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Roses are red, Violets are brown, F*** who's had a shit in my garden.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

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knock knock? who's there the stubt double vampire that's going to kill you;0

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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