what do you use to blindfold chinese person? dental floss!!

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Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

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So an African American man and another man of Hispanic, more specifically Mexico, are riding in the backseat of a car, who's driving? Probably their private chauffeurs, but most definitely not someone related to the Police Department.

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

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A zen master walks up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The vendor says, "Sorry, we're out of relish." Then the zen master tells him, "Sir, I don't think you get the joke. As you can see by my long silk robes and fu manchu, I am clearly a zen master. And I have used a pun that would make you think I were asking for enlightenment from a hot dog." The vendor then says, "We don't take too kindly to wise guys here." And then the prick gets up and tosses me into the street!

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Ask me if I'm Abraham Lincoln. Are you Abraham Lincoln? No.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Just open the damn door.

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Why is a man like a packet of cards? Both are organic.

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Why was Andy's resume declined? Because he was molested as a child.

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Albert <3 Hunter

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Doctor doctor, i think i need glasses! Go to an opticians then...

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What do you call a Mexican that doesn't have a lawn mower? An honest working induvidual that just so happens to live in the city and does not own a lawn mower

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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So, I was walking down the street. As i walked past a oak door an entrance to a mental institution, I heard a bored voice going, "eleven, eleven, eleven". My curiosity, like a cat, got better of me and I decided to take a peek through the key hole and see the eleven things being counted. As soon as I had my eye on the key hole, I was poked in the eye by a metal rod. Startled, I feel back to the street. And, sure enough, heard the same bored voice, going, "twelve, twelve, twelve".

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Person 1: Why do Jews have big noses? Person 2: Why? Person 1: No, I was asking you that question. Person 2: ??!!

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What has 4 black legs, a green back, and will kill you if it falls on you? A pool table.

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why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hold on. Let me think of an answer.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

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How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Anti Joke

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