- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

get off me you fat b*tch or i will mash you up like a potato

whats your budget like? a budget.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Wha did the fireman say when he burnt his finger? Shit.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

What's worse than someone posting a number on antijoke ? Someone posting about what's worse than the holocaust

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

Yo mamma is so fat She has to wear big pants and is easily fatigued.

how do people without arms and legs have sex? no one has sex with people without arms and legs.

You're such a baby, that you are still in diapers! Ew! How would you know creep!

whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's bigger.

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

A catholic priest gets a nun pregnant. He drowns the baby several months later.

How do you kill an already dead man? You don't he's already dead.

If Johnny can hold 7 bottles of Vodka in one hand and 6 cans of beer in the other, what does Johnny have? A drinking problem.

Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

shut up kobe!

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