Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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TOYS TOYS TOYS IN THE ATTIC

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two snow men standing in a field and one says to the other can you smell carrots

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How many napkins does it take to tack to the moon? Purple, snakes don't have elbows

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp? He didn't he was caught and put in the gas chamber.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Why did the guy in the wheelchair die? He was mauled by tigers.

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there was a Black and Mexican in a car who was driving? the cop

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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OMG, THIS ACTUALLY WORKS!! 1. Hold your breath? for 5 minutes. 2. Die

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A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

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Whats the difference between pizza and a Jewish person? Pizza doesnt scream when being put into an oven.

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Why did the little boy run away from the beach? Hurricane Irene.

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So a black man steals a bike Because it was unlocked, and that was just poor planning.

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A man walks into a bar and gets drink

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Q: What did the German say to the Jew? A: Guten Tag.

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USA, one of the richest and most proud nations on this plan- VIETNAM 9/11 BYE FOR NOW!!!

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Going out for a quiet one, having a drink or two, and returning home.

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What do you do when a taco eater gives you guacamole? Thank him, and politely smash it in the face of the nearest trashy tourist.

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What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

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everyone lies especially if they said agree to terms of service

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