- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

How do you kill a fish? You bite off its head.

three retards, a Jew, 4 Mexicans, and an Eskimo go to the grocery store. Windex is on sale. The Jew bought artichokes.

A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

How can you tell if a man is choking? Stick a fridge down his throat

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

What's funny? A joke. What's funnier than a joke? Two jokes.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow.

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

What do a boat and a computer have in common? Nothing

Dogs

A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he reveals a big penis and they have sex there and then.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Wha....You probably shouldnt read the rest of this because i lie a lot (This joke deserves lots of thumbs and comments!)

What's black and white and red all over? A dead penguin

what is purple and fly? - a purple flying.

Roses are red Violets are blue Its 2 in the morning Go the f+%& to sleep.

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

If the Trojan Horse was a deadly deception, is it My Lethal Phony?

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

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