- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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But who would want to sell us out and why?

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

squash squash who squash my ass

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was peckish.

There's a black, afghan, and a rhabi. Which one is Obama?

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? An astronaut. He's all alone in the vacuum of space. No one hears him knocking.

Q:what's black and white and red all over? A:a panda bear that's been shot in the face.

Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

A schizophrenic walks into a bar. He has dual personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

where did juan go after getting hit by a bus? the ground

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

Knock, knock. After a couple minutes of waiting the man knows that no one is home and leaves.

Yo mama is so fat that her belly button reaches the door 15 minutes before she does- by Adam Chebali

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

Why did Jimmy never like old people? Because he was abused as a child by one.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

see an orphan Knock knock Whos there Not you parents ...

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