Don't believe in Atheists.

A man walks into a bar He goes to drink away the fact that alcoholism is tearing his family apart and that he lost custody of his three-year-old son that same day

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why did the dead baby cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the serial killer do when his check bounced? He promptly deposited more money into his account.

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AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Why were the black mans hands all sticky? He was helping orphans with arts and crafts

Your mom is so fat she wears large clothes

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be let he said get the fuck out the way!

What do the Jewish man, the Black man, and Mexican man all have in common? They all miraculously like cantalope.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

Nickleback.

How do you distinguish between an unlabeled carton of milk and an unlabeled carton of cream without breaking the seals? You label them.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Cause its dead!

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

What has eight wheels and cost more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Why? Why Not?

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

Brett Favre sent me a pic of his penis. I then compared it to my own and felt good about my general ackage size

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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