What time do you go to the dentist? Depends on the appointment.

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Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

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one time when i bought a sonic blast they gave me a regular? size spoon and i was like this is a huge inconvenience.

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What did the man with tourettes yell on an airplane? He yelled bomb, and was gunned down by 2 federal marshals, one of which's stray bullets happened to hit a small child with autism.

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Q. What's the definition of mixed emotions? A. Watching your attorney drive off a cliff in your new car.

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You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

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What's purple and glows? An electric grape

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Wife says to husband, who works is programmer, "Honey get out of bed there is a bug in the bed". Husband says "ok."

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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wounds are red bruises are blue I've got five fingers the middle ones for you

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

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A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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lol

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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Bill: Hey Scott, do you have the time? John: My name is John, you must have mistaken me for someone else. Bill: Oh. I apologize for the inconvenience. John: No problem. By the way, the time is 3:34. Bill: I don't actually need the time, me and Scott just have this inside joke of me asking the time when we both very well know that he refuses to wear a wristwatch. John: Alright

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"Hey baby, did it hurt when you fell from up there?" "Waaaaaaahhhhh..." "Ok, let me kiss it better."

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Knock knock. This is a no soliciting residence, and I do not open my door for strangers.

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Did you hear that Jerry Sandusky won the swimming race? He's in very good shape for a man his age.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Yo' momma so fat she buys clothingthat is bigger than most other people's clothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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