Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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What is worst than your girlfriend's mother?? Osama Bin Laden's One

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A giraffe walks into a bar.... just kidding, a giraffe wouldnt fit in a bar.

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Why didn't the black guy get paid for doing work hard at labor? it was the year of 1860!!

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A muslim walks into a airport. He then boards his flight and is flown to his destination.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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penis?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

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What did the piece of macaroni say as they boy was about to eat him? Nothing. Foods are uneducated and illiterate therefore unable to speak, and went into the boy's mouth without a trouble.

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When life throws lemons at you, just give up and commit suicide!

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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What is worse than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Obama

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Homosexualism is so gay man

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What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

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A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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