What african eat for christmas Sand.

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a woman votes!

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What did the dying mother give her newborn child? AIDS

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Why was the curious black guy a good Lumberjack? He was always axin'.

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Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

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What computer sings the best? A Dell? No a Mac, because they are the superior computer.

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Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

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Why did Bob wear a jumper and trousers even though it was a very hot day? Because he is an idiot.

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Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

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A bear walks into a bar. Animal control was contacted and the bar was evacuated.

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This is not funny.

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Why were the 3 men wearing black suits? They just left their mothers funeral, she died of terminal cancer.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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Your grandma's cookies.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

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Q: Men are always very careful to have penises. Why don't women care enough to have them? A: That's a very good question.

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Uh... What was emulating again?

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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