Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

Knock Knock Who's there? My fist

What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the horrors of factory farming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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