- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a cheetah and a zebra? A dead zebra.

Q: Why did the lady retire? A: Because she had been working for numerous years and felt that she needed to spend more time with her family.

Yo momma is so ugly, that your father can no longer stand her. They are getting divorced.

Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

Roeses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

roses are red, violets are blue, ive no money for presents, happy christmas everybody

Why are pigs smelly ? Because a cucumber can't walk.

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

What did the hedgehog say to the beaver? Nothing, they can't talk.

How many eskimos does it take to build an igloo? It depends... probably about six or seven.

A wise man once said, "I am wise".

Why was the girl blind, and deaf? it was hellen keller

Why was the pirate not allowed into the movie? tickets were sold out

I found out I had asthma earlier today. I was breathless.

Where's the best place to buy moon bars? Michael Toal

3 Chinese brothers (chu, bu, and fu) come to America and want to change there names. Chu becomes Chuck, Bu becomes Buck, and Fu becomes Tom because obscenities do not make acceptable names.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: Where's my tractor

Q: Why did the boy fall of the swing? A: He had no arms.

What did the man in need of a prosthetic arm get from the hospital? A diagnosis for cancer.

Why didnt the homeless man eat the cheese? Because he died right before he ate it. :-(

What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

A ginger kid and his 5 friends walk into a bar

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither Has He.

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