- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Carl has 300 candy bars. He eats 295. What does Carl have? Diabetes. Carl has diabetes.

what is the only thing in the world that can pick up 1000 jews at once? A vacuum cleaner

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

whats worse than worldwarII world war iii

How do you stop a bus? Press the brakes

what do you call a bird that is gay bird a gaybird

I'm a white rapper I do it all the time Folks don't like me cuz my words don't match

What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

Where did Susie go during the explosion? On her knees to catch it.

Person 1: 'Ask me if I'm a tree' Person 2: 'Are you a tree?' Person 1: 'No.'

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

A Jew buys something that is not on sale

A Horse walks into a Bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The Horse had cancer.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no hands. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not sally.

A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M's factory? For throwing away all the W's

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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