- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop? After one hour, twelve minutes, and fifty-three seconds, Dave calculated that it approximately took 247 licks.

Yo mamas so fat she is obese

Why did the alcoholic stumble into a bar? Because he was bleeding profusely and was desperately seeking a telephone to contact the nearest hospital.

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

My mother has great posture. She's paralyzed from the neck down.

Why was the man sad? He was molested as a child.

What would happen if nyan cats crashed with eachother? It would be a great impact, and we'd all be sad.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

A man comes home to his wife sleeping with their neighbor. This lead to their divorce four months later.

Whats black, dead, and hangs from a tree in my backyard? Your Mom

My grandpa died in the Holocaust He fell from the guard tower

Poop

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas? Abandoned

What did batman say to robin when they got to their car? Get in the car

Why didn't Clair get up all day? She died in her sleep.

You idiot thats 9 letters

"Knock Knock" "Come in"

Why did the fat boy cry? His grandmother died

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

Why didn't the boy drop his ice cream He was hit by a bus and he wasn't eating ice cream

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