Why did the chicken cross the road? To return to the roost he had recently escaped.

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Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

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What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

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yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

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Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

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How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

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what happened when the sports mascot ate a bean and cheese burrito? he shat inside his costume and got fired.

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Geeks have girlfriends...................... . . . I MEAN alien friends (geeks are losers and you decide your a geek or not)

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"Doctor, Doctor! I feel like I'm a dinner roll!" Yes, well that's a side effect of your brain cancer.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

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Ginger woodpecker throbbing in the moonlight

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back in middle school, they were both friends. They hung out every day and always had the best fun. It wasn't until their baseball team made it to the junior championship. That was when seven started doping for better strength and endurance for the game. Sevens family and friends (Especially six,) Had started to notice a change in sevens behavior and he seemed more distant from any social relationships with others. Seven began to become angry and self centered and only seemed to be focused on the game. Seven found out that Six knew that he was doping and fought him and brutally injured Six. Seven was then found out by the coaches and was kicked off the team. Seven, knowing that he had ruined his whole life, Shot himself with his dads .38 Revolver.

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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The t rex said to the textbook ............. Im not going to read you

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new year new me my nigga's chilling on the couch . he'l be happy if i put my dlck inside his mouth next one: i got 4 but i give it to mr. gore when he say whats your name? me:hey my mane is Erick bryan and my puss* is wet wait nonono :D

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What did the boy say when be landed in the bottom of the well, nothing he was dead.

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what did John do to make the cold weather a little less irritating? well, being a homeless man, John did..... nothing.

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A German challenged an Englishman to a duel But their neigbours found out and alerted the police

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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