- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why was the iPhone screen cracked? Because it was dropped on a rock.

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

A black person went into a store and paid full price for his tv

Why did the blind man die? He had eye surgery and the doctor told him when he first opened his eyes there would be a very bright light, turns out he also had alzheimers and wandered onto the train tracks

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

There was a blonde, a redhead, and a brunette on an island. This island is called England, and this situation tends to happen a lot.

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

What starts with "R" and ends in "JUR"? RJUR.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What do you get when you cross scabies with genital warts? Krusty Krabs.

What do you call a orange BAD GRAMMER

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Bear walks into bar and says to eagle may I have a................... drink eagle says why the long pause hohahahohahahohaha

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

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