What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

Why did billy fall down the stairs? He got pushed.

Q)Why doesn't the blond have a job? A) he is 12

Where did the farmer take his pigs on Saturday afternoon? the Slaughterhouse

Roses are Red Violets are blue You little stupid ass bitch I ain't fucking with you

Why did Mary fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock? Who's there? Not Mary.

Why didn't the boy have any pockets on? He didn't have any pants on

why is pie good. because it just is.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

A man had come into a bar. No wait, it was a horse. A man had come into a horse.

What do you call an asian woman with one leg? By her name.

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I am a dog.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's brown, sticky and crawls up your leg? A homesick poo.

Knock knock come in.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why couldn't the girl swing on the swing set? She had no arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? They had a sale on dresses on the other side.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Knock knock. Who's there? Tim. Tim who? Tim Smith.

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

Why did the boy punch a little kid in the face? Because he was a bully and liked to feel superior.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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