What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What do you call a Mexican playing basketball? A man of hispanic heritage that enjoys the sport of basketball.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Tell him he won the current game of hide n seek.

A man bought a white van, He later brutally molested a small boy.

How did the drug addict die? He got shot in a drive-by.

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What would you get if you crosses a potato and a frog? Nothing because potatoes cannot breed with animals

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

MySpace.

Whats white, black, and red all over? A penguin on fire

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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