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i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

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A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

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Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

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there are 2 muffins in an oven one says "man its hot in here" the other says "shut up i hate this joke"

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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What do you call a black man approaching your car in uniform whose name happens to be Darius? Officer Darius.

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Three Black men smash windows to enter a house. They're firemen and are rescuing a young child...

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What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Ask me If I am an orange? Are you and Orange? No

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Person 1:"Knock Knock" Person 2: Whos there.... Wait why did you literally say the words "Knock Knock" Person 1: I have no idea

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What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q. If you're paddling up river and you lose three tires, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? A. Purple because ice cream has no bones.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, as I wasn't there, and frankly I wonder why a chicken was anywhere near a road anyway

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And so i say to the preist ........... pass the bananas

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what has 52 teeth and holds back a monster? my zipper

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

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there once was a frog with no leggs

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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Q: What did the duck say to the bartender? A: Nothing considering that ducks cannot speak

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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