A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

So you into art? You been to Louvre by the way?

boobs!

A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

Q: What do you call a Jew in space? A: An astronaut you racist bastard!

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the blonde ask her doctor if she could get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anus surgery is the only solution.

Q: What happens when the Hydro goes out? A: The Hydro goes out.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (knocker runs for life).

Why did the black man get sent to prison? He had committed many crimes and was finally caught by the police.

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

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Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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