What do you call something that comes out of a llama's butt? poop

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Q: What did the first kid say to the second kid before he handed him a pencil? A: May I have a pencil?

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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What do you get when you cross a blonde with Nickelodon? You get Dora because she is allways telling you what to do.

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One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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a guy who can fly walks up a hill and jumps off a cliff. his flying power fails him and he dies on impact

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lets see how many dislikes i can get from this...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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where can you find a monkey, a blond, and a bear? the zoo.

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Bobby got a new bike there are black kids in bobby's neighborhood bobby doesnt have a new bike anymore

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Person 1: What's 2+2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: Oh, you already heard that one.

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how many blondes does it take to fix a lightbulb? 764,983,792,545,653,

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Chuck Norris was walking down the street when he was confronted by an armed, very desperate street robber. Chuck unfortunately made the decision to defend himself, and was shot in the gut before he could complete a roundhouse kick. The robber then took his wallet and ran off, undoubtedly to buy drugs.

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Have you ever seen that clown at walmart that hides from gay people?

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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A man ingested a hamburger. It proved fatal due to a tomato allergy.

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A women go hit by a car, what everyone woners though, how did the car get in between the bedroom and the kitchen?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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