What did Jack give Jill for Christmas? Herpes.

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what is the difference between a Ferrari and a bucket of dead babies......... I dont have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

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How do you divide 2574 by 23.5 WIth a calculator

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Guy 1: "Hey, you have some updawg on your face." Guy 2: "Oh, thanks. Did I get it?" Guy 1: "Yeah, I think so."

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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What did zero say to ten? I see you found someone

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I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Why did the U.S.A. vote in a black president? Because racial prejudice is a thing of the past and the U.S.A. is a liberal and progressive nation.

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What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? Aye, ye be thinkin' it to be "ARRRR" - but it be the C

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read down and see what it is like BEFOR MARRIAGE boy:at last.i can hardly wait! girl:do you want to leave me? boy:NO! dont even think about it! girl:do you love me? boy:ofcourse! always girl:have you ever cheated on me? boy:NO! why are you even asking? girl:will you kiss me ? boy:every chance i get! girl:will you hit me ? boy:hell no! are you crazy ? girl:can i trust you? boy:yes! girl:darling!! read up again and see what it is like AFTER MARRIAGE (L.W)

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: Knock Knock. B: ... A: I guess nobody's home. (leaves.)

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???????????? WTF?

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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Why was 15 afraid of 16? Coz 16 was bigger than him.

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Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? *the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay*

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

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Anti Joke

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