Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What do you call a guy who has sex with kids? A child molester

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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smug face >:}

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What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

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what does the pope have against homosexuals a whip

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Your mom is so...wonderful.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He is destroying his family.

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What's red, blue, green, yellow, pink, purple, orange, teal, light green, brown, black and white? Colours, except for black and white, for they are the absence and amalgam of all colours, respectively.

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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a

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Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

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Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Gravitational force acted upon the monkey who was not holding on to any branch.

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Why couldn't the dog fetch? It's back legs were useless after it got run over.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What did Justin Bieber get for Christmas? An iPod Touch and a few nice sweaters.

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