Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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I once looked at a hedge that had the same colour leaves as all of the other hedges in that particular area.

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yo mama so dumb that we sat her down to take a standardized, comprehensive IQ test measuring spatial, logical, linguistic, and memorization abilities. Her aggregate score was an 87, indicated she is roughly one standard deviation below the mean of the population, which is not low enough to qualify for government assistance under the Americans with Disabilities Act (1990) but does impede her understanding of more complex abstract concepts and things pertaining to higher culture. In spite of this, she has raised a child of average intelligence, and has retained the same job at Walgreen's for 14 years, People seem to like her because she is polite and rarely late. Your mother is an inspiration to low-IQ people living in high-IQ developed countries, demonstrating that an inability to fully understand abstracts does necessarily lead to a life of meagerness and frustration, so long as you work hard, keep your spirits high, and accept Jesus Christ as your personal lord and savior.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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The sun was burning as the Elephant offered the mouse to walk between the sun and the mouse so the mouse could get some shade. Mouse: Lets switch places so you can have some shade too! Elephant: Good idea! Just then unexpectedly the elephant slipped on a banana peel and tilted towards the mouse. Squish. Moral: The reason they never tell kids the full story... for real.. honest...

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Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

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A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

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What is purple after you stroke it a lot? An eggplant

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when riding on a roller coaster.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Their names, if you know them. If not just say "excuse me"

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Snapple fact #572: You're a terrible person.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? Lean a ladder against the tree and reassure them if they are apprehensive.

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YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

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Q: What do you call a black person that flies planes? A: A pilot you racist

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What happens 2 seconds after you thorw a rock out a two-story window? The rock hits the ground.

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Hey i just met you & this is crazy but Nia and Goober Made a baby

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