Why shouldnt you throw rocks at a black kid on a bike? Because the kid wasn't riding in your way, you could get arrested for assault and battery, and he probably lives in a low income area and cant afford health insurance if he was injured.

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What is the difference between peanut butter andd jam! Jam is made from crushed fruit and gelatine while peanut butter is made from finely ground peanuts and is often sweetened with sugar.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cactus cross the road? It was stuck to the chickens butt.

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What did the adverb say to the noun? Hopefully whale.

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Roses are red violets are blue poems don't have to rhyme..... Refrigerator

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how do you know if a black man's been on your computer it's gone

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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Roses are gray violets are gray everything is gray because I'm color blind.

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Whats worse than a dead baby at the bottom of a trash can? Two dead babies. Whats worse then that 5 dead babies and worse then that? Im starting to have suspicions of you being a mass murdurer of small children.

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Robin, get in the Bat-mobile!

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What happened to the blind man who went skydiving? Nothing but the dog was unlucky.The dog kept squirming and he thought he hadnt gone down the cliff yet and said "ok fine dont come with me!".The dog didnt survive. :'(

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Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

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Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Why does a black man break into a car? Because he had closed the windows and locked his keys inside.

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when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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How do you make a black man cry? A: Kill his whole family.

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Why couldn't the Hispanic guy become a firefighter? Because the fire chief was racist.

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Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others don't.

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A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? It didnt

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