Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

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A priest and a rabbi are playing golf one weekend. The priest tees off first. When the rabbi steps up to tee off, it begins to rain heavily. Dismayed, the rabbi says, "I thought it there was only a 10% chance of rain today."

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What's the difference between a gay white man and a gay black man? Nothing because they are both sexually attracted to men.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Dylan Eichas

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Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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a blind man walks into a bar it hurt.

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A seal walks into a club...

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Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

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A doctor walks into a room after a woman has just given birth to her baby Doctor: I've got some good news and some bad news Mom: Whats the bad news? Doctor: Your Baby is Ginger. Mom: So what's the good news? Doctor: It's dead.

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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When life gives you oranges, make lemonade.

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why does crazy george spin a ball on his fingers well? because he has a huge dingo

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The pig walks up to the buture the' The buture sloters him!

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Two monkeys are having sex. They both realize they're boys.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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make me a sandwich!

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Q: why did the girl fall off the swing?? A: because she had no arms or legs.

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All I want for Chrismas, the murderer of my parents to be caught.

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Anti Joke

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