How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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What's worst than getting glass stuck in your foot? Rubbing lotion on a fork.

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What came first?....the woman or the sandwich

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Rose is Red Violet Blew Mustard is in Clue … What about Moni-… ahhh my eye!

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Why did the blonde driver crossed the red light? Because she has a good notion of physics and realized that the truck that was behind her was too fast to stop in time and if she braked there could have been an accident.

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What do you call ten black men running down the street? A race.

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What's black without keys. A keyboard after you hit it with a shovel.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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whats forever alone me

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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A man walks in to a bar. He was hospitalized and died later that day.

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(insert antijoke here

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Cole is "good" at soccer

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i said wut wut in the butt!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a terrorist.

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When life gets you down, make a comforter.

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Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

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Oxygen and magnesium are going out OMG Think science the you might get it If not O oxygen mg magnesium

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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