- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

what did the little boy get from santa claus on christmas? nothing santa isnt real

How do you make a lumberjack cry? By murdering his family.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

what kind of person would you call dumb the ones who read anti jokes

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

knock knock. who's there? Kony. Kony who? Kony says:" Uganda be abducted"

What was the black guy doing in Mississippi? Just hanging around.

Q: Why didn't the blonde answer the call from her boyfriend? A: She had died in a rollover the day before.

In Soviet Russia, Stalin kills you

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

So God answered a paralyzed boy's prayer the other day...He said 'No'

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

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are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

I know where you live. No seriously im looking at you through your window. 80% of you just checked. 90% of you didnt realize i just ended that statement with a question mark. 100% of you just checked gotcha

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

when i'm away from home i sometimes get love sick, well they call it chlamydiae.

What did the man say to the drug dealer? I'd like some drugs

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

What mouse walks on 2 legs, Micky mouse. What duck walks on 2 legs, All ducks you dip shit.

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