What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

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What do you call mexicans running down the hallway? JAIL BREAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? I don't know I asked you

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Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

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balls

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why did the girl say what's up. she wanted to know what they were doing

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Killing your friend as a joke.

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Your cat was in pain after after a stack of books suddenly fell on it. It's pain is extra-strong so you give it ExtraStrength Tylenol. Guess what happens next time? Nothing. It takes only 50mg to 60mg of Tylenol to poison a cat. 1 ExtraStrength Tylenol tablet is about 10 times that amount (500mg). You killed your cat. It's dead now and there is no "next time"..

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whats the difference between a fat person and a skinny person ? there weight.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

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What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

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There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

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A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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Why did little Timmy start crying? He was shot.

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billy has 100 candy bars he eats 78 of them what does he have now diabetes

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Yo mamas so stupid that she has a condition called autism

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Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

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Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

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What is red and has two legs? Half a cat.

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Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

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What would you do if the house you're sitting in now exploded? Nothing really, you would have died a horrible death.

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A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

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how come the jews were not laughing? because they were in a concentration camp

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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