What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? They were both once alive and innocent, I lied about the black guy.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? lts of stuff like murder, rape, slavery, poverty, mindcontrol, mass genocide, the holocaust, racism, plagarism, physichal assault, war, terrorism, massacres, onsloughts, necrophillia, the dead rising, zombies, jokes on antijokes.com, awkward situations, dieing, cancer, ADHD, other mental illnesses, paint, the grim reaper, shinigami, stereotyping foreigners, prejudicism, bullying, armed robbery, hacking, viruses, incest, feral animals, getting lost in the forest, arsonry, pyromania, passing out in a bar, meeting a serial killer, and finding 2 worms in your apple.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic And so am I

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What is Ron afraid of? Spiders!

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Cornelius went to the dcotor and got a sticker and a lollipop for being a good patient. He later went home and shoved the lollipop stick up his dick hole and started wildly masturbating. I forgot to mention Cornelius was 42 years old.

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What do dogs call gaseous exchange? Woof!!

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Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

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Two fish were lying on a bank. One said "I can't breath." The other one was dead.

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Is that my bread? I sure hope so.

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Wiggle wiggle wiggle yeah

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What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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Poems are great but sometimes they don't make refridgerater

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar and ask the bartender for a drink, but in response the bartender politely points out that there are probably people in need of their assistance at their respective place of warship.

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Why did the hamster not eat it's food? Because it wasn't hungry.

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