- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

Knock, knock. Door opened.

An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

What do you call a Ku Klux Klan member who has been set on fire? Burnt Marshmallow.

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Hillary Clinton

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

knock , knock That Was The Same Mistake That Ann Frank Made.

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

My grandpa asked me a very important question right before he kicked the bucket. Grandpa: Son, how far do you think I could kick this bucket?

What's big and white and can't climb trees? A mattress

How many fish does it take to brush their teeth? Jp's worth of fish isn't enough.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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