How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

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what do you call a mentally and physically obese man? nothing until you know or obtain his name

What's the difference between Sony and Kony? Sony is a company which produces electrical appliances and Kony is a Ugandan Warlord.

why did the disabled man go to the shops? because he wanted a radiator panel

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

What has a black, blue, and red all over? Timmy. He was mugged, and vigorously raped.

Why was the chicken angry? Because he was tired of everyone questioning his motives.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

What do you call a blank white sheet of paper? Printer paper most likely

I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

Deja moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.

How do you stop an ice cream headache? Run in front of a bus.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, I am pregnant and that's yo baby !

How many people can you fit in an oven? Six million, according to Hitler.

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

- What is worse than a baby in a trash bin ? - A baby in five trash bins.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

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Rebecca Black

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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