- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Q: What's the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? A: I don't have a Porsche in my garage. But I don't have a pile of dead babies either. So, yeah.

hey hey apple

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

If life though you lemons, through skittles at them and say tast the freakin rainbow.

What does pooh bear call his grandma? Pooh nanny.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

Bruce Forsith's energy and charisma.

Roses are red violets are blue I think you re stupid go eat a shoe

Women's Rights

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

There once was a man who had a penis that was so big, his girlfriend liked it a lot. A year later they got married and had kids, but then the man lost his accounting job and things went downhill.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

I tried frying some fish today, and it started sizzling at me. I took it as a direct threat and started yelling at the stove. Eventually it stopped and dinner was ruined, but I was proud of myself for winning.

Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

He--Hey guys

You're so fat, that a picture of you fell off the wall.

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What did the pedophile get for christmas? He was raped by a gorilla

... i forgot the joke :p

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