- Anti Joke

A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

whats the best thing about polio...death

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

"what happened to the man that was walking along the cliff" he was found the next day dead with a seagull on his head.

What did Delaware? A coat.

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How do you kill a blind man, run over him in slow motion

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

how many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front and 3 in the back depending on how many people decide to go

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man was feeling sick and decided to go and see a doctor. He saw the doctor and then went home. He wasn't feeling any better so he decided to get checked-out by the doctor.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What do you call a person who hammers a nail into his forehead? A dumbass.

"Knock knock" "Who's there?" Not Sally because she has no arms ~Sally jokes

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

Q: What's small, round, and looks like a marble? A: A marble.