What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

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A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

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What did Stevie Wander get for christmas? A book

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man walks into a bar his lack of awareness means that he didnt notice the maintenance sign in front of him he falls in a 200foot deep hole and dies.

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So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

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What did the man do when he crossed the road? Nothing he got hit by a car

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

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why did the chicken cross the road ask jake darby

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Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

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your social life.

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if ruddel jumped on your back what do you do leave him on or pull him offf? shoot him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

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This is not a joke or is it

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If your reading this, youre not blind.

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What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

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A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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