- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a boy with one arm one leg and an eye patch? Names

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

I was walking down the street next thing I new 15 blacks and Hispanics died in a dive buy. The next day every white guy in the cars doin the drive buy blew up ohwell

Guess what? Holocaust

why is king kong so fat? because he eats to mucj

Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

Want to hear a joke? So do I.

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

Before Super Mario existed what did people play? Instruments.

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

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