- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

speak now or forever hold your pee

Roses are red. Violets are red. Your garden's on fire.

What do you call five white guys sitting on a bench? the NBA

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

What smells like satans pubic hair and dresses like a woman? Vinny Trolia

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

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How did the boy get a bruise? His mum threw a fridge at him! How did the boy get a big graise? He got mulched! Why did the boy get molested? Because he was naked in Mr. Molestogiacomo's house!

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: Why didn't Little Jhonny go to school today? A: There was no school today.

Name a country that begins with the letter U A. True B. False C. All of the above D. None of the above

What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

How do you make your house smell bad? fart

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your child has been in a terrible car accident.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

What is worst then falling off a tree....... Falling off a bigger tree

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