- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? He had nobody to go with :)

Roses are red Violets are blue That's what they tell me Because I'm blind

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

How do you stop a baby crying? You don't. Just walk away.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

What do u firmly grasp and stroke until u can't go any longer? A shakeweight....

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

What did the black man say to his wife on valentines day? - You are fat

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

What killed the name cool? Coolio

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

what kind of sex did ethan have? webcam sex

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