- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what's the least funniest part about cancer? I am about to die in about a month or so.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on the trampoline

How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her in the head.

Why is the black guy afraid of the white guy? He's not, it's the other way around.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

A: Knock Knock (pause) B: Please use the doorbell, it is very late and I like to be considerate of my neighbors

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

A horse walks into a bar. He politely holds the door for a young woman.

Whats the quickest way to get famous? kill the president

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

The secret to McDonalds success is all their customers are to fat to leave

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

1: Knock knock. 2: Who's there? 1: Boo. 2: Please do come on in Boo, its so lovely to see you!

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

What's three times as dangerous than a war? Three wars.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

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