How do you kill a Jewish person? You shoot him multiple times in the face

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

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Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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What's worse than slipping on a banana peel? Amanda Todd's suicide.

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Why did the kid lose his mom? She was shot.

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Q: What do you get when you throw a piece of bread in the oven? A: 6 million Jews

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I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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whats a cross between michael jackson and arnold shwarzanegga? Michaelwasanigga

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What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

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Q: How do you make an mail man cry? A: Take his car and run over his family.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

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"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

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What did the Nazi Death Camp Guard say to the escaping prisoner? - Nothing. He shot him in his face.

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Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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