- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

Two people went to a planetarium to see a movie about the solar system. They came out smarter than when they had first walked in.

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken never made it across the road because it was hit by a car with a driver who is obsessed with abusing animals.

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: He has a debilitating disease, it's called ALS.

4 hours later.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Yo Mama!

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic

What is the best Anti-Joke ever? Your Mom. :(

You will not press the like button.

whos on the right track? lady gaga

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Jeff comes home from a long day at work. As a result he is very tired. So, he decides to go to bed.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

Q: Why is eminem such a good rapper? A: well if you want to know its becuase he had a bad childhood experience and and needed some money so he put hard work and dedication into rapping.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

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