- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed Awwww sheeeeeeet!

Knock! Knock! Who's There? The Police. Open the damn door. Nobody Is Home.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Disabled.

Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

What do you call a black person who was in the U.S. army and survived WWII? A veteran, considering he fought a war and is still alive.

Whats black and can multitask? My IPod you racist!

Why didn't the man say, "Hello, Morgan Freeman!" when his friend walked by? Because his friend wasn't Morgan Freeman.

What did the coconut say to the lizard? Nothing, the coconut fell off the tree and killed the lizard.

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

Nice story but I wish it would have had a good point like... A moral? Moral: Need a light?

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

cerleb i wrote the one about melons!

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

You cant spell chorus with out... Vagina!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side XD

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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