josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Did you hear about the guy that lost the whole left side of his body? Well, he's all right.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car. -Tag

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

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What do you call a child with a peg leg, and eye patch, and no hand? Names

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whats bloop with an m? matthew

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Q: A blonde, a red-head, and a brunette all jump off the bridge at the same time. Who hits the ground first? A: As stated by Sir Isaac Newton's third law of gravitation, all three fall to their deaths at the exact same time because the velocity of a falling object is unaffected by the mass of that object... or their hair colour. Idiot.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? Nothing.

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What do you call people in a plane crash? Whatever, i wasn't on the plane.

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Several of our "name brothers" have been attacked threatened and questioned almost every night since when we last talked on the phone, it turns out that these people are not after me. But after you, they have no idea that I retired years ago, and while their information is limited, you got yourself someone that is selling information on the deep web intentionally, as far as we know he might be selling you out piece by piece, and as of this point, you might be in dire danger.

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How do you disprove feminism? This is how I disprove feminism. I go up to a feminist and ask her, 'If there are penises, then why are there women?' I have never met a feminist who can say anything in response to my logic.

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They say duck tape can fix every thing, Not my grandma's cancer for that matter.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

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Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

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I am quite mature.

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