- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did the old man order the little girl into the car? Because he was her grandfather.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i got 5 Fingers, the middle ones for you ?

Why was the young women crying Because her fiancé who was battling a severe Case of pneumonia just passed away

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died

I Have a Black Friend

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

This is an anti joke

Why does Nathan Rogers never get any pussy? Because goblins have small dicks

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

Q : How many babies do you need to paint a wall A : It depends on how hard you throw

Justin's humor

Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

The joke below is absolute shit.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A guy in mud.

A horse walks into the bar. The bartender asks "why the long face" Turns out the horse's family died that evening.

Where did the Smith family spend their weekend together? At the father's funeral.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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